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minus-squarematthewmercury@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·1 year agoWarp core engineers: we need redundancies and safeguards here, here, and here Bridge console engineers: don’t forget the high-voltage rail and the concussive feedback blasters Chair engineers: fuck seatbelts wooooo
minus-squareCeruleanRuin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 year agoAlso: this console doesn’t have enough rocks inside of it. And you call that a ceiling? I don’t see a single loose girder in there!
minus-squarecollegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoIf the inertial dampers fail, wouldn’t the seat belt just cut you in half anyway?
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoBridge console engineers: … oh wow look at this guys … liquid napalm is a great electrical conductor … we should use this amazing liquid to power these consoles
Warp core engineers: we need redundancies and safeguards here, here, and here
Bridge console engineers: don’t forget the high-voltage rail and the concussive feedback blasters
Chair engineers: fuck seatbelts wooooo
Also: this console doesn’t have enough rocks inside of it. And you call that a ceiling? I don’t see a single loose girder in there!
If the inertial dampers fail, wouldn’t the seat belt just cut you in half anyway?
Bridge console engineers: … oh wow look at this guys … liquid napalm is a great electrical conductor … we should use this amazing liquid to power these consoles
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