Two of the world’s most high-profile technology billionaires - Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg - have agreed to fight each other in a cage match.
Why.
Their parents didn’t show them enough affection at a critical developmental stage.
This is both a hilarious quip and probably very accurate
Two man-children enter, nobody leaves?
Two man-children enter, the doors are locked, and the building is buried.
Long live humanity.
Did I accidentally click on a satire site that looks like the BBC??
I feel like reality has become a satire of itself at this point.
Writers at The Onion have never had a harder time…
Okay I’m convinced, we live in a simulation. No way this isn’t alien reality tv.
What the hell, I thought this was satire. Is this… not the onion?
if you read the article it’s just some joke tweets that bbc decided to make up a misleading title about.
I hope they both lose.
What a time to be alive.
This whole timeline is terrible. No writer would dare submit the screenplay.
I don’t know, I kind of liked Guns Akimbo. If it wasn’t being pitched as a documentary, I’d probably take a risk on it.
Yes lets put the ultra rich in the Colosseum and have them fight for our entertainment.
Then we eat them, yes?
Pair of bellends
So Zuck’s response of “Send Me Location” is an MMA meme from this, looks like BBC missed that though lol. My guess is that we won’t see a billionaire cage match any time soon, which is probably a good thing because I think it would be like the McGregor v Mayweather fight where we all just leave sad to have watched it.
When Zucc gets enough damage, will the fight’s second phase have him activate all the hidden cyborg gizmos?
Meh…make it exciting by fighting in a DIY submarine diving in the ocean!
Here’s hoping that they both perish from inoperable brain aneurysms brought on by blunt force trauma.
A fight to the death and the winner gets a submarine tour of the Titanic.
This is literally a money making scheme and no one else can convince me otherwise
I’ll believe it when I see it. It’s like those two kids at school who liked to talk tough and arrange a fight, only to both called their mums to pick them up.
