Do you want that clussy?
EDIT: LMAO the ratio on this
The most attractive woman I’ve ever dated had a side gig as a birthday clown. I never actually saw her in her outfit but she made me balloon animals a few times.
Wouldn’t fuck anyone
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
i mean if anyone decided to fuck me they’ve already answered yes to this question so i might as well return the favor
I guess. I mean, probably, yeah.
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Dysphoria?
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wish I could give every trans girl a makeover but most of them are too far away
volcel police
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I think we should also have a clown police tbh
I asked my friend because we were talking on the phone as i came across this thread and he said no
disappointed in him smh
By saying that you are dissapointed in him you were implying you were succesful in having sexual activities with a clown girl. Speak the truth Scotty, we know you are hiding vital information from us!
this is entrapment
yeah i go on hexbear for the sophisticated political discourse
Ranking street performers in order of hotness:
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Musician: 1/10, enough said.
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Statue Person: 2/10, I fear them but idk maybe that fear is more about me than them and I should probably be more open-minded.
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Clown: 5/10, it depends on their balloon animal game. I wouldn’t have sex with the dudes in Kiss, for instance, because they seem like the types of clowns to make a dog with a long neck and call it a giraffe. I can’t respect someone like that.
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Dance Troupe: 7/10, pretty hot but they lose a few points because there’s always the guy with the megaphone spitting one liners at you while they dance and I think they’re a package deal.
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Mime: 10/10, call the volcel police because I’m turning myself in. When they put me in that invisible cell, tell my wife I love her but she should have applied to mime college.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Kiss aren’t clowns! Clowncore are clowns. And they fuck nasty.
Clowncore is sick af
fucking knew I should’ve run off to France to study mime with the OGs
your scale is missing Shabibo and Crowder
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id fuck your grandma if she wanted it.
Now I’m imagining like a whole sexual circus act, like she eats your ass and pulls a ten foot long strong of handkerchiefs out of it, or she’s like “watch out I’m a squirter” and then blasts you in the face with an old timey bottle of seltzer
if this isn’t already a genre of porn, it needs to be
I’ll be that one - enthusiastically YES
Me too! Giggly make-out sessions are my favorite.
No, they’re too scary and say things like “honk honk” and “guwh-humph”.
HONK HONK
you may be thinking of ducks?
Well, typically a duck quacks, but if one honked at me I’m fucking out of there.
I’M COMING
Anyone who has ever had sex is a clown