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- chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
- technews@radiation.party
Australia weighs in on a seminal Hexbear struggle session
“Australia wants to force KKKats* to stay inside…”
China is researching a serum that turns all cats into cat boys and cat girls. Maid outfit stocks are through the roof right now as investors speculate on when we’ll see the first human cat hybrids.
Australia weighs in on a seminal Hexbear struggle session
Idk why we act like we invented this. It’s been a public conversation in many places for like 20 years. Cats are an invasive species. I’m going to guess that feral cats do more damage than pets, but idk the exact numbers.
We didn’t invent the conversation, but we did escalate it to the point of:
Keep your motherfucking hands off of my family members and I won’t have to break your femurs. lmao.
Keep your murder machine away from the local ecosystem.
The local ecosystem is fucking concrete and monoculture grass lawns. If you use your Karen entitlement to touch a member of my family then don’t be surprised with what happens next.
Not even a member of your species, let alone family. Science is real. Keep your ecodestructive pet Within your walls, it’s just a cute lil kitty. Outside of them, it’s a toxoplasmic homicide rat.
Mfw reading this headline