What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!
Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!
What about half a duck?
This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
Now this is science.
On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.
Is a picture of a duck a duck?
Is the life of a duck a duck?
Is your perception of a duck a duck?
What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!
- Hot Dog
- Not Hot Dog
What about parts of a hot dog?
What if I ate a hot dog?
You wouldn’t claim a hot dog is not a hot dog anymore after I took a bite, right?
If parts of a hot dog are a hot dog, when do they become non-hotdog in my intestines?
If a hot dog is no longer a hot dog after you take a bite, what is it? It’s still a sandwich consisting of a sausage in a bun; you’re just masticating now.
What about a fertilized but unhatched duck egg? That’s kinda both a duck and not a duck.
I think you’d consider a roast duck a duck, but what about a duck drumstick? Would you say that’s not a duck? If so, how much of the roast duck needs to be connected for it to be a duck?
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Since this is indeed a binary system, every part of “Duck” is also “Duck”. So a duck salad is not duck, bit the meat in it is “duck”.
Schrödinger would like a word
Just because we can’t know if something is a duck or not, doesn’t mean there are other possibilities.
The fun thing about the existence of infinity is that there is an infinite number of possible points on the line between “duck” and “not duck”
depends how you define duck; you can very much make it a binary. ultimately every term is just a construct
everything is a bucket
Dear God
Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?
Yes.
Infinity is only a concept, nothing is infinite.
Oh? Nothing is infinite? What about the universe? Sure it ends somewhere. But not for long.
Oh, also, my hatred for myself is pretty infinite.
Even hating yourself is finite when you have enough hatred
If a duck was about to hit his head on something, how would you warn him?
“Hey duck!” ?
