I don’t know, u/FART…
Um, I wouldn’t. I would quit and move to another country.
okay dude, be honest where you the weirdo that got caught
by getting it surgically altered. I could never show the old face ever again.
also, moving and changing my name.
yikes
“Do you smell that? I can’t figure out where it’s coming from!”
It depends. Did you, sorry, your friend, get caught sniffing a single seat or is there CCTV footage of them sniffing a lot of seats (presumably all the women in the office). The former is easier to get away with than, say, being caught licking a bicycle seat, just say your pen rolled under the desk and you were on your hands and knees by the chair fishing for it. If it’s the latter then walk out immediately, then drive a truck laden with gas canisters into the front of the building and throw a Molotov cocktail at it in the hole that the explosion and fire would destroy any evidence and anyone who saw it.
I’m trying to figure out which chair is mine - it has a faint coffee stain.
Someone round the office has been ripping extremely distinctive aweful farts and I need to discover who in order to stop them
Why do you ask?
brother im gonna be real with you i think id never show up at that workplace again
sniffing seats at work
eye contact, then lick the chair
“Does this smell like burnt toast to you? Oh, it doesn’t? Maybe I should go to the doctor…”
If you couldn’t bullshit out of that in in moment, you’re not getting away with it now. Go work in a theater.
