President to impose ‘reciprocal’ tariffs on largest trading partners and says new charges will bring about ‘golden age’

There’s no fucking way that chart is accurate. It’s like a fever dream designed to show how “reasonable” we’re being. “It’s only half!”

Switzerland does not impose blanket 61% tariffs on U.S. imports, which immediately makes the rest of the “data” suspect.

If you’re going to hold up an absurd visual aid, at least use a Sharpie to make the hurricane go elsewhere.