• JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml
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    13 hours ago

    Our team will handle all the paperwork and finer details of filing insurance claims and police reports to provide you a smooth transition of ownership and plausible deniability.

    That should be higher up on the page, since that’d be the primary value of that service.

    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      4 hours ago

      It’s also the point where it’s blindingly obvious the site is a joke, so I do think it’s best saved for last.