• musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
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    19 hours ago

    My wife died from high velocity cum. I’m holding a silent vigil tonight, you’re welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.

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        11 hours ago

        I wish I could but we couldn’t recover the body, the cum left earth’s atmosphere with my wife’s body attached. A panel of scientists told me her limp lifeless body is currently being pulled towards the the outer edges of the known universe, hence the vigil.

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          Yeah, that is what cum with the force of 1000 suns does to a human body, I am so very sorry.

          I hope she got to glimpse one of the Voyagers on her way out.

          May she visit the great surface & her projected information escape this simulation with grace.