Now your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.

Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

Now your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.

WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · edit-2 4 months ago

i thought i was just selling premium luxury cardboard boxes handcrafted in a japanese hot spring town how the fuck was i supposed to know there was fentanyl in them