vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoWhat is the best answer to "Sell me this pen"?message-squaremessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down17
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the best answer to "Sell me this pen"?vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-squaredannoffs@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down2·2 years ago“Sorry, this job doesn’t seem like a good fit or healthy working environment. Have a good rest of your day”
minus-squareSSTF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·2 years agoHe’s too Chad to be left alive.
minus-squarendguardianAlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoI’ll bring you his pen to prove he’s been dealt with. That will only be $45,000.
minus-square_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoIt’s not even his pen, he stole it from an interviewer!
“Sorry, this job doesn’t seem like a good fit or healthy working environment. Have a good rest of your day”
He’s too Chad to be left alive.
I’ll bring you his pen to prove he’s been dealt with. That will only be $45,000.
It’s not even his pen, he stole it from an interviewer!
And then you steal the pen.