• DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      5 months ago

      Can’t wait in 2028 where democrats insist on literally bowing in worship to both republicans and white men so as “not to alienate ordinary Americans.”

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        5 months ago

        the year is 2028

        DJT still somehow alive and President

        military is reeling from disastrous attempt to attack Iran

        economy in toilet even though stocks are up (free space)

        every non-white latino deported regardless of citizenship

        Texas tries to secede but is prevented by QAnon-aligned military officers

        Democrats decide that the best way forward is to promote national unity

        Democrats decide not to have a primary, and to endorse JD Vance for president

        “if you don’t vote for JD Vance you’re voting for fascism!”

        Vance loses Republican primary to Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

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          It’s just like, they yell at us constantly and then they anoint someone who gets up in front of the world and says shit like this. There’s nothing we could possibly do to them that’s worse than what they do to themselves.