• Nocturne Dragonite@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 years ago

    Somehow it’s easier to believe that we aren’t real people that don’t believe Western lies.

    Like there are examples of this before social media lmao.

  • Munrock ☭@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 years ago

    Highly advanced bots. A Chinese business delegation managed to steal multiple furbies from a Walmart, and they used the circuitry to create us. That’s why we’re able to talk to one another when you sit us next to each other and leave us alone. It’s also why our conversations are completely unintelligible to liberals.

    For example, check out this video of furbies talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRFoMAfq7Xc

    A liberal literally can’t tell the difference between that and The Deprogram podcast.

  • rusticus1773@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    It’s amazing to me that Republicans show up on social media anymore. What with their dear cult leader being a convicted rapist.

  • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 years ago

    Good. Fuck em. You either understand and want to correct the fundamental immorality of capitalism via a revolutionary government run by the workers in the interest of the workers or you are my enemy. People that want to do backflips to justify US imperialim because it benefits them and/or they’re fucking lazy to read a book and would rather be asshurt when someone tells the truth on the internet can either correct their actions while time remains, or, you know. Action in favor of imperialism (and inaction is pro-imperialism especially within first world countries) will have consequences.