The lawsuit also alleges that Bankman-Fried is using customer funds for his own defense.
Please, just lock up the whole family and throw away the key.
Another techbro with an end of the world bunker fantasy. My version of actual events.
Techbro spends millions building a bunker on a private island. The bunker is built by local workers from a neighbouring island.
When shit goes south TB bugs out to the island to sit in luxury on his gold stash to wait out the chaos.
There is food and water to last him for decades.
All is good.
The end
PS. (version 1)
Two weeks after his arrival, he is killed in his sleep by a group of the workers who built the place (and know how the place works). They move their families in (the place can support a dozen people) and live there for years.
PS. (version 2)
Two weeks after his arrival, he is killed in his sleep by one of his security detail who decided that all the gold now was a better deal than some of the gold later.
PS. (version 3)
Two weeks after his arrival, shit starts to break. TB didn’t realise that the people he hired to build the place had the same business ethics that he does. 80% of the budget was siphoned off. TB dies a slow horrible death after the water desalination plant breaks down.
Do tech bros ever think of helping unfortunates in the event of an apocalypse or of spending their gold to avert/ it slow down ?
If they did, I doubt they would be tech bros in the first place.
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