If you just leave it there it’s likely to overcook. Take it out when it’s done and enjoy.
A pizza oven is about 450 C, so I’ll figure it out based on this graph of the temperature in the Earth by depth.
Edit: I fucked up, see exchange with AlexanderESmith below
0 to 500 C = 80 px 6.25 C per pixel 450/6.25 = 72 px 0 to 100 km = 54 px 1.85 km per pixel Line y coordinate at 72 px x coordinate = 9 px 9*1.85 = ~17 kmThe deepest hole we’ve ever actually drilled is the Kola superdeep borehole, which is a bit over 12 km deep. This is a fair bit short of our ideal pizza oven temperature, but it did see temperatures of 180 C, which is certainly enough to cook a pizza.
The geothermal gradient is different at different parts of the earth. You can probably bake a pizza at much shallower depths at the mid ocean ridge, near a volcano, or even at an active orogeny.
Baking Bread with Lava in Iceland (actually with hot springs heated by lava)
Bread sous vide basically
I need
There is this restaurant on a volcano on Lanzarote, in the “Parque Nacional de Timanfaya”, where they cook with the heat from the magma below. I am sure you could cook a pizza with that, as well.
Yeah, I had the chicken.
Unfortunatelly, the rest of the kitched was not very good. Just go to Villa Toledo in Costa Teguise.
been there once - saw a delivery of some big canisters of gas 🤔
That’s just for gas lightning (the customers into thinking they cook with magma heat)
You can probably find such a place on or close to the surface of the earth if it’s close to an active volcano.
Yeah. There is also likely a position in the earth where its possible to cook a human perfectly by getting them to bring a pizza there.
What toppings? Are we talking fresh Moz? White sauce? This is very important.
This would be a good question for What If (xkcd).
Probably, but is that position also accessible to you to put the pizza there in the first place, and be able to get it back out? Because if it isn’t, all you’ve done is sacrifice a perfectly good pizza. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Doesn’t the Earth deserve the occasional pizzafice?
“Finally! A pizza! I’m SO sick of virgins!”
Can’t argue with that…
there are some spots on earth’s surface where this is true as well.
Like inside my oven.
Whoa
There was also a time when most of the universe was at the perfect temperature and density to cook pizza,I guess.
