No licking!

  • InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    I have family in Utah and there’s a pretty common joke in this vein.

    Why do you always invite two Mormons to a party?

    Because if you only invite one they will drink all your beer.

    • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Every Mormon I’ve ever met is very serious about walking the talk, alone or not. They’re probably more serious about following the rules of their religion than any other religion. Well, them and Muslims, but Mormons seem happier doing it.

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        7 months ago

        While there must certainly be some devout Muslims who try their best to keep the “rules”, as I’d expect in any group, a lot of Muslims are not so different frombthe rest of us non-Muslims.

        My coworker is a former Muslim who had to leave his home country due to persecution when he became a Christian. Here, he’s made Muslim friends who regularly invite him over for dinner and they serve… Pork. They say because he is not a Muslim, they respect that and don’t force him to eat halal. But why does not forcing him to eat halal equate to them eating pork?

        They are genuinely his friends, but he is also their “excuse” to break halal.

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          7 months ago

          I guess every religion old enough has such kind of loopholes. I know from Roman Catholic that there can be made up so many exceptions that the 40 days of lent before Easter books down to a few days of actually fasting. No lent if you’re travelling (commute to work counts), no lent if you have guests, and of course no lent if you are a guest somewhere else. And Sunday is exempt from lent anyways.