baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square8fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoThey could also use the poophole loophole. A tampon soaked in Vodka and inserted anally gets you drunk fast. At least that’s what a friend told me.
minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoBut then some alcohol might get on your magic underwear and then you’re just a run of the mill sinner again
They could also use the poophole loophole.
A tampon soaked in Vodka and inserted anally gets you drunk fast.
At least that’s what a friend told me.
But then some alcohol might get on your magic underwear and then you’re just a run of the mill sinner again