She’s probably a little chilly and you’re nice and toasty.

You need what I say you need

- Cat

She is not a cat-blanket. You’re a heater-human.

This is why my cat knows she can’t lay on me. She’ll lay on my wife, on my daughter. But she won’t even try with me, and I’m the only person she lets rub her belly. She loves me and I love her but I set boundaries.