My balls are so full and heavy with plastic I’m shooting out hot liquid g.i. joes every time I coom.
That’s why they call you the 3D printer peen
life in plastic, it’s fantastic
t girls
barbie dollsbeing full of plastic
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily plastics.
I guess it’s a good thing I got mine removed. One less place to store the substance that will probably kill me in 30 years.
deleted by creator
Brb I need to configure my e-steps
Gross get em out of me
And by that i mean my testicles
TRUE!!!
I got you fam!
This will only hurt once… But damn will it hurt! Afterwards you do me, yeah?
What if the Great Filter is that plastics are relatively easy to make and seemingly really helpful but then they make your balls do that
Just use science to turn skin cells into gametes. We can’t do it with humans now but if we were going to go extinct, we’d figure it out.
Children of Dandruff
New Monty python song “every flake is sacred, dandruff is good. If a scrape is wasted, God gets quite irate.”
If you say dandruff is great then it would rhyme
I’ve been practicing microplastics retention for 10 years now. So far I have already mastered levitation, reading minds and even more amzingly, I am extremely close to having full control over the size of my moobs.
if I have a vasectomy there’s nothing exiting my balls when I cum, does that mean my balls are slowly filling with plastic?
If I double or triple my busting am I emptying my balls of the buildup? Like donating blood and lessening the amount of PFAS in your body? I’m only partially joking
Much like the regular police protect capital and property, the volcel police are protecting big plastic & petroleum
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
you still bust with a vasectomy, but your gun’s not loaded anymore
After vasectomy, what you bust comes only from the prostate, while the swimmers are stuck in the balls, so yes, your balls will end up fully buoyant
ping pong balls
I really don’t like the sound or thought of this like i don’t want that cum just building up in there any more than i want plastic
I can’t tell if this is a bit, but it gets absorbed.
ooh I should get mine out of the freezer and have a look
What if a mutation occurs and the plastic becomes part of the baby’s DNA making him extremely flexible and immortal
And with the power to… MELT
tired: hard dick
wired: hard balls
Death to America
When everyone’s balls fill up with plastics, we’ll invent time travel, and send them back in time to be used as super bouncy balls. That’s where those come from. It’s very important that we keep polluting the environment with microplastics to preserve the stable time loop.
How do they know? No one’s checked mine. Can yall have someone sent over?
You don’t get regular visits from your neighborhood ball and penis inspector?
I’d bet money if this existed it’d be British
oi mate you got a loicense for them testicules
sorry mate regulation says yours are too large
The IOF sperm squad checked you while you slept
