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Let my people go…BROTHER!
That sea can’t stop us! No wayyyy!
tears tunic in half
tears red sea in half
My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!
The 24 inch python joke should clearly be made about Aaron’s staff… iykyk
Yahweh aka Jake the Snake!
Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.
Edit: you have to read in macho man’s voice.
The Lord’s chosen people are all the little Hulkamaniacs out there, oh you know it brother!
HELL YEAH BROTHER
Did Moses have a brother?
Hahahahahaha you’re a fucking genius friend
This based on what?
Hulkamania.
Brotherrr
Old episodes of thunder in Paradise
Its funny because the hulkster went full jesusfreak on us.
Too much steroids and coke
A tale as old as time
Moses clearly owned a liquor still
and has Chinese doll hair
My favourite bible passage is the one where Moses goes to see Pharo, and tells him that the Jews are trying to form a union.
More like split the seas for the NWO rebellion
Passage?
Somewhere in the book of McMahon
It was Jesse Ventura all along!
Parting the waters with a leg drop
I think the Gandalf one is more on point:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3d-recreation-moses-hulk-hogan/
Let’s say it was true: The hell did they recreate the model from anyway?
Mozes’s wrestling video’s
I really liked his 7 plagues head lock finisher
Hulk Hogan from wish?
It’s actually from a failed cloning where the DNA from Hulk Hogan got mixed with Trevor Phillips from GTA V’s
“YOU WILL NOT BE EXPERIENCING MOTION SIBLING”
I need two of ALL of you to join ARCAMANIA!
/rips off his shirt
Isn’t that Noah?
Yeah but I’m sure they reused assets.
Ohhhh, riiiiiiight
Or maybe not brother
So science that it much be true
Moses was Vesemir!
