I have one in my drawer, I want a snack, and I like Snickers. But I can’t bring myself to eat it. I don’t want a half-eaten candy bar in my drawer (you want ants? that’s how you get ants.) but I also don’t want to eat the whole thing (i’m smol and that’s a ridiculous amount of calories) but i cant bring myself to throw the uneaten part away. So it just stays there, taunting me, making me wish it were fun-sized.
Just eat the whole thing
I occasionally eat one as a “meal replacement” when I can’t get normal food.
But a resealable container solves the ant problem.
chop it into bits and then put the other parts in the fridge
When I was a teenager I would eat the full sized ice cream ones sometimes, thinking that they were delicious. I tried one again as an adult a few years ago and it didn’t hold up.
I used to occasionally eat one for breakfast, like a particularly unhealthy protein bar.
Don’t worry, I’m back to eating normal breakfasts like chocolate chip pancakes and Lucky Charms.
They’ll pry my breakfast oreos from my cold, dead hands. . .
Make a friend to share with. Offering half a candy bar is a great way to make friends.
Yes, some of us are rather lorge
