This sucks, do better
I’m not angry. Please don’t write in the paper that I’m angry.
Brevity is the soul of wit. Unrestrained by character limits, his rants have grown as unfunny as they are unhinged.
3 of the 4 periods are used for abbreviations
Extremely normal energy
Dude has to be on something when he wrote that
It’s actually really cathartic to me to read this impotent narcissistic rant, just knowing that Trump thinks he “tricked” people with this, that because he said “happy easter” to his enemies that means they can’t call him out on the rest of it.
I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.
I can just imagine him hitting “send” and then sitting back with a big grin and saying “There, that ought to do it”
I’m gonna get this on a shirt and wear it next Easter Sunday.
When you wear it on Easter or any day - if you’re in a store or restaurant and you get affirming looks - ask if they’ll give you the Patriot’s Discount. And when they say “I don’t know what that is.” Tell them everybody knows about it and it’s like a discount for veterans.
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Leftist memes be like
Someone let uncle Donny into the box wine, he’s ranting again.
“Special”
“Loving”
I honestly didn’t miss this shit at all