The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoThe man can't help himselflemmy.worldimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down16
arrow-up1100arrow-down1imageThe man can't help himselflemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square111fedilink
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down8·1 year agoHe is pissing off the deck. And no the ground won’t start smelling like piss from that lol
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down5·1 year agoDepends where the last few drops go.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down2·1 year agoYou’d have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.
minus-squareFreakinSteve@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoHave you ever seen a public urinal?
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoNo of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that’s comparable?
minus-squareGuntrigger@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoI’m now more interested in how you’ve never seen a urinal.
minus-squarePyr_Pressure@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·11 months agoNot if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoWood for an outside deck isn’t going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It’s probably pressure treated
minus-squareRealFknNito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI’m now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoI imagine there’s a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting
He is pissing off the deck. And no the ground won’t start smelling like piss from that lol
Depends where the last few drops go.
You’d have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.
Have you ever seen a public urinal?
No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that’s comparable?
I’m now more interested in how you’ve never seen a urinal.
Bless your heart
Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.
Wood for an outside deck isn’t going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It’s probably pressure treated
I’m now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.
I imagine there’s a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting