Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
White knight takes black queen.
Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We’re playing tournament rules.
Ah, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer
My sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.
“you’re getting mated”
“I normally do this by myself. It’s nice to have a partner.”
First of all: That’s not how you play chess (left image).
It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂
Chaos. 💣
This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.
The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.Haven’t you heard about Cheskers?
That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.
But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
“I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”
“This isn’t my favorite starting position, but I’ll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage.”
There’s no way you came up with that move yourself, you’re cheating!
Pretty by-the-book so far, let’s get interesting.
That’s not fast enough to get a promotion.
Go ahead, take me. See what happens.
Holy hell
That’s exactly how I like my anal beads
“That move has left me wide open”
Excuse me, that is an illegal move.
As long as it’s not an illegal sex
There’s a lot of things you could say there, they would just result in your expulsion from the chess club.
You can say anything you fucking want in either context.
i’m going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i
and i’m going to moan and say i’m cumming the next time i’m about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess
