It’s either something like poopissfucker69killlandords
Or just a dude called Frank
I’m just looking for the manager.
I’m just like an Angel. My skin makes me cry.
But you do belong here
but, like, Pizza the HuttGod-tier username if I do say so myself
Hell yeah
Me too bruh. I’m doing an ecology degree and it’s depressing stuff
I always feel so smug when the name ‘Grace’ is available.
Well, you know, grace is a tough one. I like to think I have a little grace.
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Detecting a bit of an Owl theme tho
Here’s a bunch of subpar usernames I’m making up as I go
Elon Husk
Bon Ivermectin
Lockheed Martin Shkreli
Spydars Georg
LARPe Diem
Ping Pong Marcos
Rage Against The Bert Kreischer
Constantinipple
Cosmonaut Kramer
Malcolm seX
YuGiOhpnik
Childish WHAM!bino
A Cruel Angel’s Hunch
Pansexual’s Labyrinth
BDS Club 7
HomeFlanders
Pickle Dick Cheney
Pacific Rimjob
Pokemon Go Brandon
Mick Jager Bomb
Goon Rave
This Is Not A @dril
Hu Jin Taobao
Bolsheviks VapoRub
Benjamin Netangoogle
Large Hardon Collider
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I highly doubt they’re all 100% original, browsing the internet drunk probably incepts a bunch of ideas into my head. But other tims a bunch of shit comes to me, I filter the worst ones like “Crocodile Dundeez Nuts” or “Anthony Blinkin Park”
Malcolm Sex was in a Simpsons episode. Dr Hibbert stripped under that name
That explains it
He pleased the ladies by any means necessary
II Vatican II Furious
Love Malcolm Sex, Pansexual’s Labyrinth, Pacific Rimjob, Pokémon Go Brandon, and Bolsheviks VapoRub.
A lot are good. Others I’ve heard before.
YuGiOhpnik is a fucking banger holy shit
I’m Ned Kelly mum 👵
Username that only is funny to hexbears go
What is an “outdoor”?
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🍅We have the best usernames here folks
We have Flakes Bongler, we have Dirt_Owl, we have CorgiOnALaptop
Beautiful names, wonderful names
Another great example right here
I hit random letters for my username and I often worry it looks like a slur but I’m not sure which one
I’d change it but I wanna get to 10k comments because I think that means I get a little gold hexbear statue in the mail
axont could be a fake slur used in a YA sci-fi novel
“In the ancient times before the Night Squids descended and we were confined to the Dark Library, humanity had more than one homeland. The story-bringers tell us about the humans from one such mysterious land. Their food was strange, covered in oil and eaten on discs. They would adorn their hair with grease and wear large gold medallions. We now call these people axonts, however the ancients knew them as the Eye-Tal-ians.”
may i have a hugo award
