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I imagine Rudy Giuliani would be frantically driving over to Bedminster with a shovel to do his bidding there as well.
It is a job best suited for Four Seasons Landscaping, after all.
Mango Mussolini digging up more stolen classified documents.
Anyone who thinks he’d do this himself gives him too much credit
I think he’s just got a horrible golf swing.
Eric’s probably in a hardware store buying a shovel right now
He probably owns several for burying all those dead hookers
I dunno, he’s creepy enough that he probably ate them.
By “them” I meant the hookers. Not the shovels, that’d be weird.
LoL… nice Onion.
IRL he gave away the rights to be able to do that in order to pay less taxes.
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