Why punish him? He’s showing you a fraction of how awful it is to live with a smoker. Take the hint, hug him and stay quit. -ex-smoker
I already took away the fortnite but he said that game sucks and is for zoomers. My son is 11.
Torture him by making him watch shows/movies with nudity on screen, while being in the same room.
If this is the route you want to take, go with 40 yr old virgin. Otherwise pick another movie that’ll give him 2nd hand embarrassment like Beverly Hills Ninja. Or, if he starts smoking weed, show him the good stuff and make him hit a fat ass dab (please use proper judgement, that shit can hurt and it feels like you can’t breathe if you fuck up)
There is no hell quite like seeing nudity or sex with your parents in the peripheral vision.
There really isn’t, it’s the worst(the best being the parent I suppose, probably unnerving if your child is oedipal to some degree, unless you’re from the South or royalty I suppose, careful lol)
Is your child watching you bend over? Stealing your underwear? Reading about the Hapsburgs? Know the warning signs.
Fr fr lmao
Hug him and cherish him while he’s alive and tell him to never to do Glade plugins.
something tells me that the big smell industry is planting these trends
My quest for revenge against this vile industry began at my dead wife’s funeral when I found a rose mysteriously left at her freshly compacted burial plot with the note “If you seek justice, follow your nose.”
Make him smoke the entire pack of smarties
Make him start smoking. He’ll hate that in 50 years.
That’ll teach him
read a random NYT article with him
Parenting Will Menaker style
That’s torture.
Pretend go to the store for a pack of cigarettes and come back in 10 years. That’ll show him.
Ah, fuck 't. That looks so relaxing, I’m lighting up again
go outside and mime smoking a cigarette. take deep breaths, hold in that fresh air, pretend to knock the ash off the the imaginary stick – really sell it; make your kid feel like he sabotaged your attempt to quit.
Have you been speaking to my mother? Because I sure haven’t.
Ruth is a real riot when you get to know her
Develop a cough. Tell him you’re going to the doctor and come back with a grave expression. Tell him the doctor diagnosed you with lung cancer.
Traumatize your child for life
You make him smoke that entire package of smarties in front of you.
Alternatively, it’s a bit outdated, but 1 day blinding stew.
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I would reccomend filing a large class action lawsuit against smarties and also slap a large vice tax on the smarties.
The Austrian Empire got a big part of its revenue from taxes on tobacco. So when the Italian parts of the Austrian empire wanted to protest against Austria they resorted to a boycott of tobacco. The commander of the Imperial regiments stationed in Italy wanted to get it over with quickly and instructed all his soldiers to smoke in front of the Italians hoping that one of would get mad and start something that would justify a crackdown.
you need to get your son addicted to cigarettes, and then take them away
Tell him that smarties aren’t made to be smoked, then force him to eat a carton of cigarettes
Snatch the smarties out of his hands, then grind them up and snort a line of them in front of him
