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minus-squareDagrothus@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·edit-21 year agoIf you skinned and sold squirrels at a rate of 7.56 squirrels per second, you’d reach his wealth in just 100 years! All it takes is a little hard work! They’d also go extinct after 1 year. Maybe switch to rats.
minus-squareshiveyarbles@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoYou could alternate between rats and squirrels to allow repopulation
minus-squaremctoasterson@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoEven if you don’t end up rich, eradicating squirrels is a pretty good consolation prize.
If you skinned and sold squirrels at a rate of 7.56 squirrels per second, you’d reach his wealth in just 100 years! All it takes is a little hard work!
They’d also go extinct after 1 year. Maybe switch to rats.
You could alternate between rats and squirrels to allow repopulation
Even if you don’t end up rich, eradicating squirrels is a pretty good consolation prize.