Average net worth for 35-44 year olds $135 thousand his net worth $119.2 billion. $5 equivalent for him is ~$4,414,814.81
If you skinned and sold squirrels at a rate of 7.56 squirrels per second, you’d reach his wealth in just 100 years! All it takes is a little hard work!
They’d also go extinct after 1 year. Maybe switch to rats.
You could alternate between rats and squirrels to allow repopulation
Even if you don’t end up rich, eradicating squirrels is a pretty good consolation prize.
He can buy a super car with less impact on his net worth than you standing there wondering what to get out of the vending machine
Then they dare to go buy some fucking avocado toast and a mokke lattchiato or whatever the hell, on their fucking bikes with THEIR FUCKING HELMET ON!
Don’t buy avacado toast, make it.
Shits cheap af
Squirrels are pretty high in cholesterol.
Sell it bro. eBay.
Do we have a vulture culture sublemmy?
I don’t have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.
My guy, this is the onion
Yes, I can read. And see where it’s posted.
Doesn’t mean I can’t debunk a theoretical argument.
only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire
i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol
