Law dictates you make a bong while recreating the scene from Ghost.

However if you cannot accomplish this, an acceptable alternative is to watch S1 E19 of Community and make something alongside the students.

Obviously a giant cock and balls. Start simple and add details as you go.

Mushrooms. The first few will probably be pretty rough, but you’ll quickly start to see the possibilities with different textures, shapes, adding gills underneath, etc. If the clay is different colors you can get buck wild. After fewer than you think you’ll probably be pretty good at them. You can even screw in a hook at the top and turn them into ornaments for friends and family if that’s your thing.

Make a sculpture of one of your hands

If you want to learn, make a skull. If you want anything complete, someone suggested an ashtray and I agree.

Make a diorama of kids getting mauled by bears because they made fun of that bald guy in the Bible.

Throw the clay as hard as you can up against a wall and if it sticks … place a little artist signature just below it and paint a frame around it

An improved version of Michelangelo’s David.

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A scale model of Devil’s Tower, Wyoming. It would mean something.