You know they never would as they are, but you can’t help wishing they might.
Also because we’re imagining nonsense here, this blender is as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task, or things are somehow able to fit into an ordinary sized blender. You have some celestial bodies you think might make a good drink/smoothie? Toss’em into the Imaginary Blender.
Antifreeze. It’s always such bright colors. lol
I hear it’s pretty sweet, too.
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Lead is supposedly sweet right?
Hope. Maybe mix in a little hope
Have y’all never seen will it blend?
As soon as I read your comment I heard the theme song in my head
I think we need a
/c/forbiddensnackscommunitythere is an old one here, but it’s unmoderated currently: !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml
might be easier to make a new one
I’ve always wanted to eat a candle. If I could blend up a bar of soap and a candle I think that could be pretty good.
If I had this imaginary blender I’d also blend a few light bulbs because it would be sick to drink a light bulb
