Hmm, well the railing of my bed would well… be railing me.

I’m now having an uncomfortable moment with the airline passenger in seat 26A.

I’m shitting in the shower.

I die because I get teleported into the earth’s air which mixes into all my muscles and bones and organs, destroying most of my cells, stopping my heart due to blood bubbles in my heart if I don’t instantly die from that, while a vacuum 2ft next to me implodes.

I am inside a refrigerator. Not so great

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

Yay, I’m in bed now! Good thing, I was getting eepy.

I’m european, so it doesn’t affect me at all.

I have simultaneously merged with my desk. My bowels have been displaced and are now bisected with bamboo. I feel simultaneously ripped apart and yet stuck and solid. Every point of my being is as though it has been engulfed in flames. My existence and identity has now become insufferable pain. I feel an impending sense of doom at a foreign body now lodged inside of me.

There are no wounds for me to bleed from and I cannot gasp for air to scream. My spinal cord has been severed and I feel hot prickles on my cheeks and my ears feel as though they are being stuffed with cotton. An internal white hot pressure feeling erupts up my now-fractured spine until it reaches the back of my head and radiates towards my forehead. My peripheral vision looks like static and everything appears to shake. I am unable to make sense of anything and everything goes dark and still.

U killed me op wow

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

A painful and likely explosive death

I’d be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

Well now I’m sitting in a different chair. And I don’t like that chair as much. 😡

I’m standing in a box. I am now a cat.

I am now sitting on the roof of my house. Is a bit damp, but could be worse.

15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.