What happens next?
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I would sit in an empty room.
I live in a small town, this basically happens whenever I go to a social event.
So… What happens next?
Same thing that happens at regular family events.
Everyone else is someone I had sex with in my life. But it doesn’t specify that it is everyone I have had sex with in my life.
I want you to be my lawyer.
You just turned this from an awkward experience into a fun occasion.
rape survivors are going to have a hard time…
That’s not going to be a very full room
Ooh, those two do not get along. It will be awkward.
Even better would be if they knew why they were there, and realized upon noticing each other: “YOU?!?!?”
Oh, they know. Why do you think they don’t get along?
We all have sex again 🤷? Would be the logical thing IMO.
I have some alone time with my wife.
You can shoo all the hookers into a corner
Depending on who it is, I either ask them how they’ve been, apologize for who I was back then, or turn 360° and moonwalk out of there
We have all either forgotten we had sex, or we politely pretend sex never happened… Kind of like a school reunion really… (Forgotten is most likely… )
What an amazing room! What an odd collection of people, hi what do you do…
I hope there’s name tags! That could get awkward quickly… Maybe some games? I hope it’s at a Dave & Buster’s.
Try to get laid.
Well they two of them already managed to find each other on their own independently. So I’ll still get ganged up on. In a sort of friendly way. I still have a good relationship with those two.
The third person I’ll have to spend most of the evening trying to avoid because she is actually really annoying. Which I can now clearly see now that I’m not 18 anymore.
I need an antidepressant after reading this comment section.
Such a lonely room.
I would turn it into a computer room… :)
