• @moistclump@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    This pen is mine but I’ll let you borrow it for a month for free.

    After a month it will be $5 per use. Or you can choose an $8/month option for an ongoing pen subscription. Think of that, you only need to use the pen TWICE this whole month to have maximized the pen value.

    If you need different pens sometimes, for just $11.50/month I’ll get you access to my other two pen colours. These can be booked online using an exclusive, easy to use app.

    Again, pen is totally free right now for one whole month so you can just go ahead and start using it. I just need to grab your credit card information to make future borrowing of the pen as convenient as possible for you.

    • Cybersteel
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      -81 year ago

      Tell you that it’s A) a stupid question B) things that amateurs might do to sell you the pen and C) not answering the question.