@vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year agoWhat is the best answer to "Sell me this pen"?message-square72fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down17
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the best answer to "Sell me this pen"?@vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-square@dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilink150•1 year ago“Sorry, this job doesn’t seem like a good fit or healthy working environment. Have a good rest of your day”
minus-squarendguardianAlink7•1 year agoI’ll bring you his pen to prove he’s been dealt with. That will only be $45,000.
minus-square_haha_oh_wow_linkfedilink1•1 year agoIt’s not even his pen, he stole it from an interviewer!
“Sorry, this job doesn’t seem like a good fit or healthy working environment. Have a good rest of your day”
He’s too Chad to be left alive.
I’ll bring you his pen to prove he’s been dealt with. That will only be $45,000.
It’s not even his pen, he stole it from an interviewer!
And then you steal the pen.