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minus-squarebizarrolandlinkfedilink14•29 days agoI was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree. Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards? It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.
minus-square@ouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilink4•29 days agoYou know, I never realized how much vampires could collect in compound interest over several lifetimes… I feel like banks would try to cap & regulate the hell out of that.
minus-square@ouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilink1•28 days ago…why does this feel like the part of the story just before the [REDACTED] show up?
minus-square@crowbar@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•29 days agoYeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!
I was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree.
Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards?
It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.
You know, I never realized how much vampires could collect in compound interest over several lifetimes…
I feel like banks would try to cap & regulate the hell out of that.
Unless they OWN all the banks.
…why does this feel like the part of the story just before the [REDACTED] show up?
Yeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!