after eating jimmy johns during a respite from trying to find a new place to live in a new city in a new state with your partner’s parents in the car whom you hardly know but they came to help you move and you’re just walking down the sidewalk minding your business when it happens and you freeze afraid any further movement will only make it worse and you shout at your partner to stop laughing and go get some paper towels or napkins or something and then you take the 30 minute drive back to the hotel so you can shower and change and her dad can’t even make it 3 minutes without a comment about it and everyone laughs
after eating jimmy johns during a respite from trying to find a new place to live in a new city in a new state with your partner’s parents in the car whom you hardly know but they came to help you move and you’re just walking down the sidewalk minding your business when it happens and you freeze afraid any further movement will only make it worse and you shout at your partner to stop laughing and go get some paper towels or napkins or something and then you take the 30 minute drive back to the hotel so you can shower and change and her dad can’t even make it 3 minutes without a comment about it and everyone laughs
that’s the best time to do it