Brown rice/quinoa bowl with some rotisserie chicken and veg. Some undressed super greens on the side. Really been enjoying having a Doctor Goodwin (Dr. Pepper analog) Olipop with dinner. Really caps the meal off nicely.

Oh my god, I was terrified of that headline. Hopefully all their countermeasures prevail and the art is spared.

Most Padacubs are crepuscular.

Man, that is so depressing to read though.

Don’t say I never did nothin’ for ya.

I can only imagine that the writers at The Onion are going insane because they just can’t compete with reality anymore.

Oh, they’re amazing. I really like Wisteria Floribunda. I feel like they compliment each other.

Treewave sounds like a fucking vibe.

Please don’t break Toastify again. Please…

Gotta get a trainer with a weighted dull plastic blade before you graduate to the real thing. Helps avoid this predicament.

I claim France can eat a bag of dicks.

Welp, I’ve got something new to watch over the extended weekend. I’m ready to love Leon.

Quite satisfactory, lobotomite.

Man has some of the dopest last words in history.

Is there any correlation between the current state of the world and every government backsliding into ultraconservative leadership?

Talk about not having anything better to do with your time.

You fucking simpletons. You actually elected away your own workforce. Genius.

Thus, thefartographer@lemm.ee was forever enshrined in the history of the internet, draped in the glory of their contribution to the zeitgeist. Yea and verily.

“Just because you said that, I’m gonna drink raw milk even harder now. Get owned, nerd.” Or something along those lines.

Reminds me of this certified classic.