If you insist!

Tankies: “B-but now we can’t swing the election to Trump with our constant whining and unrealistic demands!”

Good lord, just let people DIE. Imagine what a rotten place this would be if people with outdated mindsets continued to control the world decades or even centuries after their expiration dates. People were already angry about 80 year old presidential candidates… what happens when they’re 120, or 150?

Judging from the amount of kids he’s got, I think Elon’s been “done” enough.

The whole country going insane makes me feel like I’M insane, because a rational world view no longer applies.

With friends like those, who needs enemas? (I know, Onion headline. Still, I’m sure there are plenty of people just like him all over the world. Try again ki- Moo hoo ha ha ha!)

I haven’t given up on DVDs. Don’t assume we’ve all abandoned the disc format, because I’m certain many of us still use them.

Do you even know who your opponent is? Do you know what day it is? Point to the cow in this picture. No, that’s a horse.

Against Captain Bonespurs? Ha ha! HA HA HA! Get out of here with that shit. “Democracy dies in we’re going to do some cheerleading for the dictator anyway.”

Gee, what a shame. Good think I switched to FireFox. Hey, does anyone know how to make chat work on FireFox?

If Trump becomes president, blame George Clooney.

People are still playing Maple Story?

Maple Story. The caveman ancestor of the online action RPG. That Maple Story. Sheesh.

That’s “Hedley.”