John Deere™ Tractor Beam
No you can’t repair it on your own - you have to bring it to a licensed repair shop.
When they’re broken, it’s easier to just fire them out as projectiles.
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Warp CoreTractor Beam -Shaxs
And there is only one repair shop per quadrant.
Nothing beams like a Deere
This could be a Mel Brooks plotline.
Ahahhahahaa this is so silly, I love it
This is beautiful … this is what Risa is all about
This is why I prefer physical buttons over touchscreens in my starships. Happens all the time.
And don’t get me started on voice commands.
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I love it!
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Is beautiful! You scratched an itch I didn’t even know I had.
I said “argh” out loud, which means this is is perfect
I live for groans.
I wholeheartedly support this goal
Fun fact I heard from an employee a year or so ago.
When contractors for John Deere are hired to become full JD employees they call the process “getting a green card” on account of the new ID badge’s color.
Anyone else have Ukrainian farmers come to mind?
Not that I’m suggesting mixing in a political war meme here, but that’s what popped up first for me.
Technically correct
Sometimes an idea can be so dumb, it comes back around again as GENIUS. Congratulations.
Lol, thank you
