My cat has a huge catnip-stuffed baguette toy that he wrestles like this. It’s longer than he is, and he makes the funniest faces when he attacks it. He’s been his match in bread form!

The beast is demonic in nature.

I am truly frightened

I’m not a pineapple, so I should be safe.

I think that’s an Italian void. They is just preventing anyone serving an Hawaiian pizza.

Dem we need peoplefuckingdying here 😂

Striking fear into the hearts of millions.