These people are so dumb, they aren’t “water mountains”, they are Lands with the subtypes Island and Mountain, meaning they can tap for blue or red mana.
Water mountains sound so fun that I’ll choose to believe in them. Also ball eath but in combination with water mountains
Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.
the existence of water mountains implies the existence of forest, fire, shadow and spirit mountains
aren’t the four elements water, fire, earth and air?
Actually they are mountain, island, forest, plains, and swamp
Elements+
We call fire mountains active volcanoes.
We do have water volcanoes at least. Someone just named them geysers. Tho I’m fairly sure that vulcanic activity disproves flat earth.
Ok i’m convinced
You mean a wave?
have you people never seen an ocean? when you see ships go far enough out you see them disappear behind the curvature of the earth, you’ll see masts of sailboats sticking up and the like.
Not just the ocean. There are lakes large enough of this effect to happen.
No, us prairie people don’t think about the ocean that often, but yes I’ve seen that. A wave just seems more mountain-like than the horizon.
what do prairie people think about
I dunno. Grass ‘n shit. 🤷🏻♂️
“grass sure is grassy today”
It sure is there bud. Think the rain’ll help it grow?
grass? or Grass?
Yes
“Are the mountains flat?”
No, I have never been to the beach or seen the ocean.
No silly waves are on land. Have you ever heard of earth’s largest wave? Wave Everest. A lot of people climb it every year. Sometimes they call them land waves to distinguish them further from water mountains.
When a ship gets far away and you only see the top half, it’s behind a flat Earth water mountain.
Damn my English is so bad, I thought they are talking about swim accessories.
I’ve managed to meet two flat earthers in real life. Extremely surreal experience.
The Turtle Moves!
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Just run to the edge then.
They’d just hit the ice wall, idiot. And if they made it through that they would hit the ocean of the second flat world beyond our own. If they got through that they would hit either the scorched wastes, the frozen wastes, the abyssal ocean, or the walls of asgard…
Seriously, do you even do your own research?I’d play the hell out of this videogame.
🤔 Isn’t that basically Hellblade?
See you on the other side
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You must mean Plainit fellow pancake earthier?
You must mean plane-et.
They’re trolling though. I reckon the vast majority of flat earthers are.
I actually had a guy come into a store I used to work in, he came around closing… guy would not leave until I heard his salespitch about the flat earth…
A week later I learned he called corporate who demanded I be fired over refusing to hear him out. Manager told me he had no choice, fire me or get fired and have the replacement fire me.
It worked out though, Travis eventually left and the new manager couldn’t get anyone to stay… when he found my old file and how long I stayed he offered my job back.
I had found something closer, easier, and higher paying so I just laughed the offer off. I love my new gig
It’s actually religious for some of them. They take the whole biblical “firmament” idea literally.
They’re trolling though. I reckon the vast majority of flat earthers are.
What makes you think so?
When you get deeper, 90% of the time it’s just one of a dozen “facts” they’ve adopted to service the core belief that jews are responsible for [effects of capitalism]
I knew someone who like to use flat Earthism to illustrate that there’s little point in debating someone who has no interest in being persuaded. He’d basically state the Earth is flat and use every rhetorical trick in the book to defend his position, exhaust his opponent, and then say, “Could you imagine how frustrated you’d be if I actually believed any of that?” He eventually got his DDS of all things, but I thought he’d make a good lawyer.
You can debate someone into changing their mind but it’s more like water eroding a stone than any cathartic moment you’d hope for. It’s still worthwhile especially when you consider an audience that’s not inhibited by being ‘under attack’
Wouldn’t it actually be water valleys? If you are standing on the shore and watched a boat go up a water mountain at the horizon it would stay visible, there would have to be a valley for the boat to disappear.
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What the hell are you talking about? We live in the Disc, held up by the Four Elephants which stand on the back of the Great Atuin, a 10,000 mile long turtle. The turtle moves.
This has been disproved. We live on a globe in an experimental non-magical universe kept at a university run by wizards who live on a disc held up by four elephants on the book of the Great Atuin.
Actually there were five elephants, but one lost its footing, entered an unstable orbit and came hurtling through space, smashing into the Disc and causing the mountains to rise.
Crap, I have to reread the series now and appreciate “The Fifth Elephant.” Didn’t that elephant also cause huge crystalized fat deposits to happen deep in the disc?
