What a wonderful distraction free moment to completely disassociate and have a funky wunky little 3 hour mind adventure
Joke’s on you, I’m a habitual daydreamer. I don’t even NEED hands. I am distraction itself.
Draw on the back of the homework. Draw in the margins. Turn the letters into little characters. Develop a story about them. Disassemble the pen. Try to figure out the click mechanism. Reassemble the pen. Turn it into a little catapult. Lose a piece behind the desk. Search for it. Find an interesting label on the bottom of the desk. Wonder why your desk was made in one country, assembled in another and quality checked in a third. Find one parts. Reassemble pen. Daydream about life of person who’s job it is to look at desks and say “yup, that’s a good desk”. Start to answer a homework question and become so overwhelmed with boredom you need to take a break.
Draw on the back of the homework. Draw in the margins.
1980s: this student is lazy and not working up to their potential
I need to have my most reliable mild distractions with me so that I don’t get extremely distracted by reaching for distractions that aren’t there.
How does the pen work?
Yay, I love disassembly time!
“I have hands”
Get rid of that distraction too.
Jokes on you, I am the distraction. I guess the joke is on me, too.
