Would just send this to popular, rich people in hope they cannot remember if they know me or not
In much the same vain, some guy sent Google invoices/bills and they paid without question, just in case. That was a nice headline.
- Vein.
Origin: Possibly from mining, because valuable minerals often occur in geological veins.
Vain is vanity.
Hmm alright, thanks
He went to prison.
This one simple trick!
Well, my wedding gifts are usually proportional to what I imagine the couple have already spent for me to be there.
Someone who throws a wedding with accommodation and everything else all taken care of is going to get a bigger gift than one where I’m just invited to the evening do.
I guess the invite cost something to send so I suppose their gift would probably be about 50p max, if I could even bring myself to send anything.
Funnily if I wasn’t invited to a wedding of a friend for whatever reason and they didn’t send a card like this, I’d probably be more inclined to get a token gift as a congratulations anyway.
i went to a wedding once where the pastor took the whole hour-long ceremony to bash gayness
then the ‘reception’ was breakfast lol
followed by some lame “dating game” between the bride & groom vs the oldest couple in attendance
no booze, no dancing
any future invitations are going in the trash if any of the above elements are going to be involved
I mean, if you knew the couple at all there should have been warning signs?
former coworkers. everyone was like um wtf you can’t be serious when they announced it. and just like everyone predicted, the marriage lasted less than a year. severest case of “you don’t see red flags when you’re wearing rose colored glasses” i’ve ever seen
I’m more offended by their misspelling of “accommodate” and lack of punctuation in the second sentence. What a terrible way to start their life together.
Whip out the red pen, make corrections, and send it back with points taken off.
6/20 would not bet on your success
They meant “commode” , where their sense of entitlement is from.
Praps teyr Amrcan. Tey mis letrs ot al te tym.
As much as we would like to congratulate the bride and groom, but we are too busy being kept in your hearts.
I was uninvited from my sister’s wedding. But I was told it was at a public venue, so I could come watch the ceremony from a distance and I could still send a wedding gift.
I didn’t care about being uninvited. I was only upset that they made Dad call me. If you’re going to be like that at least have the balls to make the call yourself.
I wouldn’t have done this, but I do kinda get it.
We had a 100 person wedding. Friends, close family, and Aunts/Uncles (no cousins, extended relatives). There definitely were people interested in giving us gifts even though they weren’t invited. I told them basically the same thing as this card. It was annoying having to field those requests at the same time as prepping for the wedding, so I could see why someone would send this card preemptively.
I feel like it would only be trashy if you were really expecting money from these people.
Makes me wonder what we did wrong. We had a 20 person wedding. Immediate relatives only, parents grandparents and siblings plus their partners.
I paid for everything, including an open bar. We got 1 gift from my wife’s grandparents and that was it.
You didn’t do anything wrong. We did a small wedding too and it was infinitely better than anything I could’ve hoped for with more people and that’s what really matters
Usually, if someone requests something that annoys me and I’m in a position to refuse, I just go ahead and refuse or outright disregard the request.
Honestly, I’d probably prefer getting this to a wedding invitation for most of the people I know. Of course I want to be at my brother’s wedding. But he’s already married, and I hope not to attend another until (ha!) my own
I wouldn’t send money. I would buy beer and play a video game instead.
If we were close, I might send a fuck you card.
Instead of sending them money, I made a fake donation in their honor to The Human Fund, with its slogan “Money for People”.
Just don’t send them anything
Anthrax letter incoming!
Send back a generic Dollar Store congrats card with a $1 bill stapled.
I would send this reply - “As much as we would love to send you a wedding gift, we have been overwellmed in the upcoming months with wedding receptions that we have to attend and of course provide the happy couples gifts”
A non-invitation is worth a non-gift.
I keep reading that not as the venue doesn’t have enough space for everyone, but as the venue has banned certain people. I’m really hoping I’m wrong and it is a space issue.
"unfortunately the AI that trump tower uses to match paint swatches to skin color has determined you may not attend our wedding. Please enclose a 250 dollar money order for the bride and groom to use for their honeymoon in Moscow.
… ICE has been alerted to your location
Love and peace
Kevin and Marsha"
