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ERMAHGERD WYRMS
After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.
Winner!
The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.
Voulez-vous une baguette?
Would you like a baguette?
(I use Google translate so if it’s bad don’t blame me)
me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am
happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing
Oh! You’re home early!
I saved you one
bremdstimks
Ah, yes. A new challenger. Please come forward.
“Great grub!”
Honey! I’m home!
Capitalism
I promise I can stop anytime.
It’s time to party, you get the beer, I got the grub.