“The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating.”
Elon fans
Surely that would be more of a
You were quick on that edit
Why Grandpa was never allowed back in the Zoo
Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.
why they don’t do elephant rides at the zoo anymore
The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)
If dying of dehydration try to find an elephant. There are often drips of water in leftover in their trunks. Elephants don’t mind sharing and are often grateful have a dry trunk as it avoids trunkrot.
Groot dumpster.
Remember to cradle the balls while you suck stick to get more sap.
Pov: $20
If you’ve got wood, you’ve got something to drink.
Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.
And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).
Lastly, don’t mind a little moss on the bark, it’s a style choice, but it’s customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea).
Daddy nature
What they don’t tell you about becoming a vampire is how you actually shrink if you don’t feed often enough.
Morning wood.
For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*
