Failed entertainer to right-wing grifter complete. He could have made a turn and worked for the CIA instead like a lot of them do.
I’m envisioning a Bob Saget set where he just talks about wanting to fuck the Olsen twins for 10 minutes straight.
[CW: incest, etc.] Rob Schneider voice...
“Ya know the Aristocrats joke, right? Maybe you don’t - but it’s about a family that fucks each other. Plus the dog get in on the action too! I got something better. And ya know Bob Saget wanted to fuck the Olsen twins and would do a whole set on that? I got something better. And ya know…”
Despite all their claims about the “wokes” being too sensitive for “real comedy” US Republicans are some of the most easily offended people on the planet and will freak out if a comedy routine isn’t just pure racism, sexism or homophobia.
“Rob Schneider is: A Stapler! Coming this fall.”
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