It’s really unreasonable how I continue to require food each and every single day despite many attempts to just not.
Sorry everyone! Didn’t mean to let you all down. Will try harder next time.Please stop breathing while you are at it. You are causing global warming!
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Yeah, haven’t you ever tried not eating? Or better still, what about just not living! Don’t knock 'til you’ve tried it serfs.
Try the Australian method. Raise interest rates with the hope that a lot of the population will have less money now and this will lead to spending habit changes that force prices down. That is bound to work especially when it comes to essentials like groceries. Actual outcome
But yes it does mean that people have less money now.
SPEND MORE MONEY YOU POOR FUCKS. YOU CAN’T EXPECT THE 1% TO HELP!
Sorry guys forgot to turn off the inflation switch when I went to pee
Again!? One more time and we’re going to have a serious conversation!
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M1SL
I guess I’m the one who printed all the money since 2020.I’m pretty sure all of those are real headlines (came across a completely 'shopped NYT headline and writer on X lately - take this as a reminder!) - the last one is real, at least: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/12/inflation-prices-buying-habits/676191/
INFLATION IS YOUR FAULT If people are so mad about high prices, why do they keep buying so many expensive things?
By Annie Lowrey
It’s clowns all the way down. Just ask Paul Clownman here.
I don’t even read the Atlantic articles
Inflation is DEFINITELY my fault
purrs in Furry
